In the late 1970s the city of Portland and environs was a hotbed
of feverish Spanish Art activity.
Musicmaster, Eerie Billy Haddock, Rhoda Mappo, Patty Blaster and
myself were all on hand at the
Another Zack boarder who soon joined
the household was Jerry "The Pinheaded Baudelaire" Sims, a popeye
from 42nd St. in NYC. He moved into the basement. A dwarf, Jerry,
who could abide no music later than
Al Jolson, was almost pathologically concerned about his tiny bone
structure. "I'm very concerned about my tiny bone-structure," he
told me the first
This, then, was the scene when Istvan Kantor
arrived from Hungary (via Canada) and moved in with the
Zack family. Zack
had met Kantor a year or so earlier in
Budapest, where Kantor was known as
"The Hungarian Bob Dylan" on account of his
musical abilities, which
then as now were keen. When Kantor
arrived in Portland he could speak very little English. About the
only phrase he knew in English was "Do you know where I can buy
some opium?" Zack gave him some home-made
raisin wine instead, and in about five minutes
Kantor was singing in the
Zack's front parlor. I was on hand for
that historic meeting. It was great. I remember that Jerry scuttled
into the room, snarled, put a Jolson 78 on the victrola, and scuttled
back out again. Kantor was a little
startled by Jerry's abruptness but Zack
told him not to worry. "Jerry's going to be your business manager,"
he told Kantor. "He'll arrange all
your lounge and club bookings while you're here in town." In this
way Zack saved
Kantor from ever
playing in the dives of Portland.
In understand that because of the language barrier it was 2-3 months
before Kantor became aware that Jerry
hated his music. Later on, of course,
this became the music of
Neoism. Kantor
later told me that he was also unaware that
Zack had made Jerry his manager. So there
were never any hard feelings in the matter.
Now, this may be where I played a part -
at least negatively - in the early beginnings of
Neoism. My custom in those days was
to use a lot of different names when I did my mailings. I had abut
ten different pseudonyms or personas that I operated under. I'm sorry
I can't reveal any of them here. Mainly my use of
multiple names and aliases was a
practical rather than a theoretical matter - a question of covering
my tracks and throwing my enemies off the trail.
Zack, who had matriculated at
the University of Chicago and was strong on art theory, took this
and reversed it. Instead of one person operating under a lot of
different names, Zack came up with the
concept than one name could be used by a lot of different
persons. He proposed, at one of the meetings of
The 14 Secret Masters of the World
(a deeply secret organization that met in his front room) to bestow
this general all-purpose "name" on Kantor.
The name that Zack had come up with was
"Monty Cantsin." The idea being that
anybody could become "Monty Cantsin" and
in this way achieve pop stardom. Thus
Kantor became
"Monty Cantsin - Open Pop Star." It
was a deeply historic moment.
A Tuesday, as I recall.
I'm not really clear on just when the term
"Neoism" was actually first used,
or who should be credited with it, but my impression was that it
was mainly Kantor's brainchild.
That is, Zack supplied the
"Monty Cantsin" name and
Kantor, having adopted it, went on
to found Neoism. As I remember it the
first major Neoist activities were the Portland Convenience Store
Mysteries. Originally it had been hoped (by
Kantor) that
"Monty Cantsin" would get some club
dates to play around town. For $$s. But of course since Jerry Sims,
as business manager, hated Kantor's
music and never left his basement
room except to put on Jolson records, this didn't pan out.
Instead, "Monty Cantsin" and
Zack began by initiating the Portland
Convenience Store Mysteries. These always took the same general
form. Kantor, in the role of
"Monty Cantsin," would enter a
convenience store, go to the back and pretend to have a heart attack;
he did this primarily in Hungarian which added a good deal to the
confusion and uproar that would then ensue, and when the store manager
and the other customers were being distracted sufficiently by
"Monty Cantsin's" "heart attack" at
the rear of the store, Zack would dart
in at the front and carry out as many cases of beer or soda pop as he
could manage to lift and exit with it. Then
"Monty Cantsin" would pretend to
recover from his attack, get up and beat it out of the store. This went
on for many months, on an average of 4-5 times a week, at different
convenience stores around town. This is what was meant, later
on, when an art critic on one of the San Francisco papers said
that "Neoism was born in the
convenience stores of Portland." (Too true.)
And thus we come to the end of this memoir,
and can see that, even in this enlightened day and age, the old
spectre of unfounded rumor and hyperbole still runs rife in some
form or other. Some of us go on thinking that if we call ourselves
"Neoists," and run in and out of convenience stores, we can recognize
certain material benefits. Others are perfectly convinced that
"Neoism" implies some sort of vague art
activity. As I said at the beginning, I, personally, would rather
steer the middle road and view it all as something that happened a
long time ago, but that is because
when it comes to Neoism the part that I'm
personally in charge of is the branch known as "SalMiNEOISM",
which is in the past, always in the past. Best wishes to you, Lloyd,
and trust this clears up some of the base canard.
Published in Photostatic no. 38, October 1989, p. 1415-6