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As our sports correspondent reports the whole U SCHNELLU team signed a contract with Berlins basketball club ALBA BERLIN for the next season. Here´s the first info:


Name: Fliehgenmann
Age:
25
Height: 183 cm
Position: Guard
Hobbies: Druuna & Nutella
Career:
1982-88 TSV Cappel; 1989 Peninsula High School (Gig Harbor, Wash.)
Greatest success: Wedding-Weights-Open 1996: 3rd place deadlifts; 2nd place bench

Motto: "Wedding Niggaz are da kraziezt"

Name: Ike
Age: 24
Height: 183 cm
Position: Guard
Hobbies: Church, politics & horseracing bets
Career: 1989 Buchholz High School (Gainesville, Fla.)
Geatest success: Will soon have a tattoo

Motto: "Shit that I see I throw away."

Name: Sevanno
Age:
24
Height: 196 cm
Position: Forward
Hobbies: Riding
Career: 1989 Buchholz High School (Gainesville, Fla.)
Geatest success: 1981-91 runner up Hessen-championship; 1994 Adidas-streetball-3-point-champion; knows someone who knows Henning Harnisch

Motto: "Yeah, FUCKER!"

Name: Masta Handz
Age:
27
Height: 216 cm
Position: Center
Hobbies: Fly fishing
Career: 1986-90 Rugby Union Marburg
Greatest success: Fibular torn ligament in upper ankle joint

Motto: "Once Alba, forever Alba!"


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